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DR. SHELDON COOPER -




WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."


TAGS: spider scary cute hairy big eyes
Rating: 3.19/5

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Insaniac - December 31, 2009, 10:26 am, #149137
Awwwwwww, adorable.
Zed - December 7, 2009, 2:59 pm, #143513
Well, d***it, I think he's cute.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:56 am, #143498
Scary f***!


Big Brother -


TAGS: funny email big brother privacy
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - June 17, 2013, 12:58 am, #246685
T1H2A3N4K5S6 crotchety...that's secret code for thanks. Dammit, back to the drawing board!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 6:00 pm, #246675
I got the message.... waitaminute... I see what you did there. 5 wire ***s.
MissPriss - June 16, 2013, 11:52 am, #246650
I'll say thanks, but can't guarantee you're the only one getting this message...teehee.
MrStupidGir - June 16, 2013, 10:44 am, #246647
hahahahahaha very good one


PARANOIA -


TAGS: big dog little dog humor
Rating: 4.5/5

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zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 8:36 pm, #230772
THE CHIHUAHUA IS LIKE IRAN LOL ALTHOUGH THE REALLY FUNNY PART IS THAT IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED WITH THE CHIHUAHUA CHASING THE PIT IT WOULD BE LIKE THE USA AND IRAN RIGHT NOW LOL THE TRUTH IS FUNNIER THEN FICTION LOL WE THE USA IS AFRAID IRAN
Reality Lord - March 5, 2012, 7:30 pm, #230698

...and THAT'S what i keep telling my shrink.


NICE KITTY -


TAGS: sheldon bigban mountain lion
Rating: 4.95/5

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MPsniper - November 6, 2011, 7:41 am, #225600
bazinga
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 4:47 pm, #225505
I've said it before....Airman can sing me to sleep any time.


NORMALITY -




Geology -


TAGS: geology kardashians big bang theory
Rating: 4.73/5

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Oldsod - April 22, 2014, 6:12 am, #254440
Come to think of it...wasn't Gypsum Rose Lee a stripper or something?


HORSE COPS -




THE DUDE - Or "The Dude", "His Dudeness", "El Duderino" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.




TIS THE PRIVILEGE OF FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: friendship big lebowski nonsense
Rating: 3.77/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 30, 2013, 4:28 pm, #242939
Isn't that the guy from Day Of The Dead? I love that movie!
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:39 pm, #239195
Nihilists!
Fatt Matt - December 30, 2009, 4:40 pm, #149038
That rug really tied the room together. 5 Caucasians for you.


I LIKE BIG BUTTS -


TAGS: big b***s
Rating: 3.24/5

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forseti - July 1, 2010, 12:01 pm, #182826
I expected more from a original "culos"! ;)


TANQUERAY AND TAB - and keep 'em comin'




STEELERS -




AMBIGUITY - There are those times when more specific instructions are helpful ...


TAGS: ambiguity more specific instructions helpful
Rating: 4.98/5

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GaryO - March 30, 2012, 7:21 pm, #232442
woof


GELATINOUS CUBE - Because Hugging Big, Squishy Things Is Not Always A Good Idea...




BIGFOOT - Still beating everyone at Hide and Seek


TAGS: bigfoot
Rating: 4.23/5

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GOING POSTAL - Get them before they get you




GANGSTERS - They come in all shapes and sizes.




CREATIONISTS - PRETTY FUNNY PEOPLE. -


TAGS: religion atheist evolution big bang creationism
Rating: 3.24/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:13 pm, #190877

while I do like this users work, I am not impressed by his username.


GOD GOES FISHING -


TAGS: god fishing lie swear big
Rating: 4.23/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:14 pm, #228293
but the you let it go and off it went with your cr5ss
jig - January 28, 2012, 12:10 pm, #228291
Finally explained


AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture.


TAGS: god jesus stones problems why bigger picture
Rating: 3.4/5

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Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:39 pm, #174370
Ah, apologetics in me***horic form. Gotta love it.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 9:47 pm, #148643
The f***ing truth... Luv it. 5 Ls
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:25 am, #137237
I love this place, I can laugh my a** off and be mortified all in the same breath. Thanks manic, porcelina, sean and Ag
manicbranic - November 17, 2009, 9:43 am, #137233
soooo..... rocks are no good against zombies now?
Porcelina - November 15, 2009, 7:59 am, #136800
OMG, AG, really, Sean put it best.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am, #136668
LMAO!
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am, #136666
Uhmmm ... ewwwww. (That includes the pun.)
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:11 am, #136652
It's a flavor savior.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:00 am, #136651
Does this poster also mean that to be a good Christian you have to sport of molester-stache?
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm, #136640
Your avatar doesn't seem to be suffering at all... so, I'm good with it. The personality side, hell... like any italiang girls I've ever known... any day of the month.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:24 pm, #136639
yeah, blood, cramps and pimples. :) it's cute.
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:22 pm, #136637
I fail to see why not. It's charming.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:20 pm, #136636
..... I just shouldn't go on this site when I'm PMSing.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm, #136336
It's "creator" notwithstanding, this WAS irony, right?
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:54 am, #136055
Awesome. 5L
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:38 am, #135773
Hilarious. Well done.


REVENGE OF THE NERDS - It's going to end in a lightsaber gang bang.




YOUR GUN - Its Loling at you


TAGS: lol bioshock bigdaddy bouncer gun lol gun
Rating: 2.59/5

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Bob D. Sailor - September 17, 2009, 12:02 am, #118565
Big Daddyies are pretty tough unless you got armor p******* or electric rounds equiped. And they take quite a few rounds to kill on anything harder than easy.
ÖleÖle - September 16, 2009, 2:42 pm, #118384
I dont get it...


STRAWMAN - And you thought scarecrow needed a brain.


TAGS: creation creationism evolution big bang religion atheism strawman argument universe
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Wim

MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 4:16 am, #149701
Night
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 4:14 am, #149700
G'night Bart....I'm headed that way myself.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:09 am, #149699
I think I'm gonna turn in, lol, as I fear I'm becoming less and less coherent...Night, Goodall.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:00 am, #149698
Same here. I can never find it anywhere. Scary premise, though.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:59 am, #149697
Heard of, never seen.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:58 am, #149696
Have you guys ever seen a movie by the name of "Teeth?"
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am, #149695
And then he went and won lots of Oscars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am, #149694
You got it right.....Mrs Mooo almost threw up watching that film.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:51 am, #149693
The other day I watched the CHEAPEST horror movie..."How to Make a Monster." That chick from Heavymetal was topless in it.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:50 am, #149692
Gotta love lawnmower dude. I think, or was that Brain Dead? I love any campy horror film.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am, #149691
have you ever seen "dead alive"?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am, #149690
lol That's comically bloody. Makes Quinton look sane.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:48 am, #149689
Yea, you have to take it as the incredibly campy stuff it is. The final fight involves a meat grinder.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:47 am, #149688
That's pretty graphic stuff Random....not really my thing. But good for a larf.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:44 am, #149687
I can read at work (on the sly).... check out Scott Lynch....I was amazed.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am, #149686
Bart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxd08Sp_FdI
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am, #149685
Mainly the bus for me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am, #149684
d***. Really? I didn't think anyone could put Quinton Tarantino to shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am, #149683
I dunno....I haven't lived there for almost 8 years....when do you guys find time to read?
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am, #149682
Last time I was there, I went to this cult movie store. Can't recall the name, but me and my brother picked up a film by the name of Ricky-O that is banned in the US for violence.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am, #149681
Who knew there were b*********/midget/coprophilia sites.....Sean, I guess.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am, #149680
Night.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am, #149679
Gotta go. Good night you guys you. But carry on as I'm already gone (looking at p*** on another site by now).
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am, #149678
@Sean: Yeah, I'll try some of his other stuff. It was the whole Copperfield angle that drew me to the story, and I aught to give the guy a fair shake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:36 am, #149676
*Choke
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:35 am, #149675
Piers Anthomy is all right until he goes religious....then I wanna chocke him with a rosary.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:34 am, #149674
Of you ever go back to Winnipeg Random, find a place called red river books.....or black's books (heh,heh)....pure gold!.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am, #149673
Piers Anthony The Mode Series. Excellent Books. and i agree with Ender's Game's pedastal position in anyones mind these days i just hope they dont ruin it with the movie
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am, #149672
I love this....no one else I know reads anything but readers digest.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:32 am, #149671
Read some other short stories of his. "The Tomb" is a bit of an aquired taste. It takes longer to get going than a lot of his other ones.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am, #149670
I always have trouble finding Lovecraft. Not big in cow town apparently. Though I keep trying to find a copy of 'The Great God Pan' which both Lovecraft and King were both quoted as one of their biggest influences and most terrifying story they've read.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am, #149669
I have a friend that swears by Lovecraft. I read one of his short stories, "In the Tomb of the Pharoes." Didn't think much of it, but I'll probably pick him up again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am, #149668
I don't go in for older horror Sean.....But HG Wells ....let me just say, I'd give his corpse a reach around for an unpublished novel.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:30 am, #149667
There's nothing wrong with being g** ... just don't read Twilight ... that's just g**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:29 am, #149666
Stranger in a strange land is epic....but have you read "to sail beyond the sunset" or "Friday"?.....god I love SF.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:28 am, #149665
God, I gotta get faster with these comments. I'm getting jumped all over the place.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am, #149664
How about H.P. Lovecraft? Read most of his stuff. Solid horror.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am, #149663
King has gone downhill IMO....Barker is still the master....if he ever publishes anything......not that I'm complaining Clive...please don't hurt me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am, #149661
@Moo+: Of course, water brother, Heinland's the man...and the reason I occasionally use the word grock. I haven't read him as extensively as I'd like, but I've read the really well-known stuff...like Stranger and Starship Troopers.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am, #149660
Friend of mine read Twilight. We still think he's g**, and most of us decided to get him the twilight blankets they sold at the grocery store we work in, as a joke.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am, #149659
I've still got to pick up Stephen Kings new book, Under the Dome too.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am, #149658
Oh yeah, The Vampire Chronicles ... wish my wife would read them. At the age of 4* she just read all of the *gasp* Twilight thingies. I figure/fear she'll be cruisin' the local high schools soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:25 am, #149657
or spider Robinson?...right now I'm on a Poul Anderson bender....and this new (er) guy Scott Lynch.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:24 am, #149656
Oh, about your earlier question, if you're looking for a tragic series (the epic sort of thing) William Gibson's Sprawl Trilogy is excellent.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am, #149654
Dark Tower is everything. Gotta love a horror/western/sci fi/fantasy/drama/romace/action book. And when I mean epic, I mean giant wars, multiple books, whole scale slaughter, all that fun stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am, #149653
never been a big Bradbury fan....don't know why....I have 34 Asimov first editions and 112 total hard covers....Card is the ****....but have you read any Heinlein?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:22 am, #149652
Ah, Epics...like the Lord of the Rings trilogy or...Vampire Chronicles? I've read a few of those. Epics...The Dark Tower Series is fantasy I think. Science-y fantasy, but fantasy.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am, #149650
Talking animals tend to count. Though the ones I read have less talking animals, more sweeping epic plots going over 8 or more books, along with lots of stabby stabby.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am, #149649
Poe is horror, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:17 am, #149648
And even though it was written back in 89, I think, it's not at all dated.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:16 am, #149647
That's great. I should probably read more fantasy than I have. lol More than Harry Potter and Johnathan Stroud, anyway. Poe counts, right? Talking ravens...
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:15 am, #149646
I only know of it from a concept album based off the first one. Though the creature in it sounds pretty freakin terrifying as far as books go.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:13 am, #149645
Sorry Mr.R, was working on my comment while you were posting yours -- wanted to make sure it was a trilogy of sorts.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:12 am, #149644
I recommend Hyperion by Dan Simmons. First of a trilogy. So if you like it, there's more.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:04 am, #149642
I'll probably grab a few after I finish off the Drizzt series, and Jon Stewarts comedy book. Still got plenty of time before the next Wheel of Time book. Gotta find Hyperion still.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:03 am, #149641
too* Let's see...who else. Asimov is a good standard. His short stories are magnificent...same goes for Bradbury, the only man who get away with making a sequel to the House of Usher. lol
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:00 am, #149639
Orson Wells is great to. That's where I got the Fourth dimension stuff from, "The Time Machine."
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:58 am, #149638
questions be. @Random: Heinland is one of my favorites. Another, more contemporary, author I like is Orson Scott Card. His novel, Ender's Game, was one of the first I ever read as a child...and I STILL find myself going back to it from time to time.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am, #149637
There was a time when no one knew that germs existed, because they are so incredibly small. Is it then possible that something is too large for us to notice? Hell, we could be the germ on the back of a germ. The possibilities are limitless; so should the
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am, #149636
Actually, who do you recommend? I'm tearing through some fantasy series right now, and would like to grab some sci fi books after.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am, #149635
SF fan Bart......who do you read?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am, #149633
I'm not so eloquent as you two....but after you die, You rot and that's all........I'm quite sure of that.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am, #149632
dimension, time. (I read a LOT of science fiction.)Could he be said to have a beginning or and end? I'm not Christian, because I haven't made up my mind, lol, But I like to think that there are things beyond this mortal veil. What makes us so ****y?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:50 am, #149630
Life without death would be rather crampt, Sean. Don't you think? Is it really so far fetched to think that there may be a higher consciousness that governs this plane of existence? And what if this being, being all powerful, existed outside the fourth
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:46 am, #149628
that seems to love to end human life as vigorously as possible. And don't even get me started on the subject of feline leukemia.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:45 am, #149627
Of course you can believe that there was this Santa God which always existed and was perfect, but still decided to make us and everything else, including the numerous diseases which seem to love killing kids -- to say nothing of all the other nastiness...
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:40 am, #149625
Thank you, sir, I'm glad you appreciate the sentiment. Aggressive atheism could be intellectually bankrupting, if it becomes too widespread. The a**umption that there is nothing should not become the answer to life's great question. That's stagnation.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:31 am, #149624
Well said Bartimaeus. Well said.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:31 am, #138708
there are scholars. We can't let spiritual speculation die, because it has its place. It's an integral part of the human experience.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:30 am, #138707
speculation. It's lead to some of the great writings and philosophies throughout the centuries. Th sense of self makes for a sense of morality. In valuing our own being, we learn to value that of others. Sure, there are idiots...but, to the other extreme
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:27 am, #138705
No, religion is all a part of the human experience. We have a desire to make sense of our place in the cosmos. Most would like to think that they exist as more than just an organism, a random mass of atoms. And, if you ask me, there's nothing wrong with
johnson2 - May 27, 2009, 4:15 am, #82370
ten votes in a row for one lion shows what people think of this "perfect sense".
mrawesomo - May 26, 2009, 1:55 pm, #82208
That isn't atheism, that's the big bang theory. Even if it was, it's incredibly similair to the belief that there was nothing then there was god and god made everything.


BIGFOOT - Hide and Seek Champion.


TAGS: big foot hide and seek
Rating: 4.44/5

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KrossFire - March 28, 2011, 9:45 am, #215421
Send chuck norris after his a**, set and match cause thatd be game
IllicoPresto - January 11, 2011, 2:13 pm, #209649
Amelia Earhart - World Champion!
Hawamleh - January 11, 2011, 8:18 am, #209632
Yea Osama is number one, my kinfolk rule, really.
Claire - January 10, 2011, 10:16 pm, #209609
Indeed.
Anonymous2 - January 10, 2011, 8:41 pm, #209600
Pretty sure Osama Bin Laden's the current champion...
shibbytheoriginal - January 10, 2011, 7:33 pm, #209584
Yeah he's visible NOW, he's taking his victory lap.
Claire - January 10, 2011, 6:37 pm, #209575
He looks pretty visible to me. I say Anne Frank still comes in first.
pointer - January 10, 2011, 6:33 pm, #209574
Anne frank came 2nd! lol


THE QUESTION IS NOT "ARE YOU PARANOID" - The question is, are you paraniod enough?


TAGS: big brother paranoid
Rating: 4.53/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:44 am, #248097
"Two drink minimum?"
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 9:01 am, #248093
Huh, I’m starting to enjoy your comments, tomy, especially if your ‘pattern’ ref is in regard to matching socks….wait…never mind. All still statements of the obvious…or skewed unfunny personal opines….coffee hasn’t kicked in yet….sorry
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 1:51 am, #248091
It's only paranoia if they're not out to get you. Being concerned with the plots of the pixies that live in your sock drawer is, most likely, paranoia, as long as you keep them in clean socks. Mistrusting the government is merely pattern recognition.
tellitlikeitis - February 23, 2012, 5:26 pm, #230037
Very nice.
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 10:20 am, #230020
Yes I Thing So,Who's That At THE DOOR !


BIG BUDDHA'S PIZZERIA - "We'll make you one with everything."


TAGS: big buddhas pizzeria one everything
Rating: 4.53/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:32 am, #248105
Hey, even if it isn't, you can bet a jolly fat guy is gonna sell you a good pie.
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am, #241527
*Backs away awkwardly...*
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am, #241526
Read what I accidentally said to the other guy...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am, #241525
Oops, wrong person... Uh... but you're comment's okay too...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:27 am, #241524
I wish I could give your comment 5 lions.
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 10:03 pm, #229899
Pizza so good it's enlightening
Arvantillian - February 17, 2012, 2:26 am, #229734
lol...gotta give a 5l here...i wannabe one too!


CHEERLEADERS - Guess who does't get to be at the top of the human pyramid.




MEN'S STUFF - My truck is bigger than your truck.


TAGS: truck big car men accident
Rating: 4.7/5

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boutilier666 - July 9, 2013, 1:03 pm, #247542
Was real actually, happened at a mine I work at in Mexico. I recognize the picture from our safety report
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:37 pm, #228003
Indeed. :D Wonder if it was an accident or on purpose. If the latter, someone must've really pissed them off.
gas - January 22, 2012, 9:42 pm, #227944
lol


AS MUCH AS THIS FAILS.. - It's probably a Win, too.


TAGS: gun big fail win
Rating: 4.17/5

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awgiedawgie - August 25, 2011, 6:49 am, #223476
Frankly, I don't see any fail here - I see all win. I'd love the chance to shoot that gun! But then I'm not the one who's worried that Jenna Jameson will be laughing at me.
rerun - June 2, 2011, 1:19 am, #219477

read the comment you just made @ 7:42PM.
whocares0 - June 1, 2011, 10:48 pm, #219474
Read username, Dip****.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 11:27 pm, #217802
The second thing you said ... I mean c'mon, my previous comment clearly says "one inch apart" NOT three and a half. Derrrrr.
whocares0 - April 30, 2011, 11:00 pm, #217800
Personal experience, or is that just you being pissed?
forseti - April 28, 2011, 4:22 am, #217529
I'd pay for a picture like that! (not very much, but I'd pay!)
Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:42 pm, #217520
No. It's all FAIL. Posing with more gun than you can handle is like getting a pic taken with Jenna Jameson where she's winking and holding up her thumb and forefinger an inch apart.


AUSTRALIA - And you thought their Spiders were big !!


TAGS: australia spiders big critters centipede
Rating: 2.69/5

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glen567 - December 25, 2012, 6:49 pm, #241893
That centipede isn't from Australia, it's from America.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 2:28 pm, #84763
LOL.... ladies and gentlemen; LD!
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 1:56 pm, #84751
But does the carpet match the dra**s?
Gorp - June 6, 2009, 10:18 am, #84710
Except that thing lives in Arizona. (Red-headed centipede).


FACEBOOK STATUS -


TAGS: lennon s comment we are bigger than christ
Rating: 4.72/5

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Verdeckt - July 24, 2011, 7:23 am, #221820
Jesus has poked you, do you want to poke back? Mary says no, I ain't falling for that again...
coldinjected - July 23, 2011, 11:55 am, #221785
I needed this today, thank you.
spacedog - July 23, 2011, 10:35 am, #221784
Jesus Christ that's a lot of hair products. Amazing. 5L


I AM THE WALRUS - Shut the f*ck up, Donny.




IF YOU START SOMETHING -


TAGS: big mistake pearl harbor
Rating: 4.71/5

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GreyScorpion - December 8, 2010, 8:23 am, #206056
"walk softly, and swing a big d!ck" 5L
agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:32 pm, #205977
Yes!


HULK HANDS - Your individual results may vary.




ENCHANTED BUNNY -




UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.


TAGS: big chainsaw can kill people with kittens
Rating: 2.07/5

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Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 4:50 am, #214070
One thing for certain the weight of the chainsaw will counteract muzzle climb, But you'll need one hell of an extention cord
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 9:44 pm, #181467
i just found this pic and i was gonna use it too.crap:(


THAT BULLY - should never have taken little Billy's lunch money He's now known as "Stumpy".




WRESTLEMANIA XXVI MAIN EVENT - Bis Show vs. The Whale-Girl You can win by pinfull, submission or eating your opponent


TAGS: wrestling wwe the big show whale girl
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Erecrottod

ronsart - March 3, 2010, 6:36 pm, #161575
I want Mr. Culos as my Lawyer!
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 5:51 pm, #161561
LMAO FOTF this is the best ever. i more think they look like brother and sister in the picture. this is the best day ever. even if i am middle aged and jobless. crap gotta go mom says dinners ready. Mac and Cheese my favorite.
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:35 pm, #161557
Then why do you seek legal council, don't you know you can't pluck feathers off a frog? I think you're just having us on, in real life you wouldn't be able to even see your keyboard and you don't look smart enough to type blind...
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:32 pm, #161556
It doesnt matter all the people that do **** like this are nothing but middle aged jobless bums living in their mothers basements trying to make meaning in their lives . I have a good life so I dont need to worry about losers like this
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 5:31 pm, #161555
Hey Culos, That's Tooty!
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 5:31 pm, #161554
ROR!
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:30 pm, #161553
Name one insult ? Are you slow you dont remember what you wrote ? Try going back and re reading it genuis
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 5:26 pm, #161551
This is SOO much better than Wrestlemania! *Grabs Popcorn*
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:25 pm, #161550
Name one (or don't if you don't want others to start flaming you)
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:19 pm, #161549
You have nothing against me yet the message you leave "to help me not waste money" had MORE then one insult in it !!! Ya makes sense
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:19 pm, #161548
freedom of speech in that great country you live in. The more you comment, the more people will laugh their a**es off so take a hint and let it rest......
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:18 pm, #161547
Just got a PM from Jenna, Subject Piece of ****, cointent, We'll see about that. Jenna please know I've got nothing against you I just hate to see you spend good money on a lost case, that's all. The picture is free domain and there is something called...
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:12 pm, #161546
Not illegal in any country except China, Bring it on Blubber! If you don't want to be on the web, keep you pictures to yourself, on the Interwebs you are fair game, as long as we don't actually harpoon you by mistake. Amen
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:08 pm, #161544
Guess what ?!? I just happened to stumble across this pic and the "Whale girl" is me , and guess what else a**hole Ive called the police and showed this and IVe called a lawyer you are getting sued !!!!This is illegal in SOO many ways
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 18, 2009, 2:20 am, #109310
Well at least I have the benefit of knowing Edge won't be in the main event again...
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 6:21 pm, #109160
That is funny but wrong man!!!!
agdaniele - April 30, 2009, 7:25 pm, #76726
She gave her shirt stretch marks!


TESTIMONIAL AD - NEVER RAN THE CAMPAIGN FOR SOME REASON.




GROWL SOFTLY -


TAGS: and carry a big gun
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by spacedog

rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm, #149899

its a beer in dog world.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:02 pm, #149896
It'snot a beer... it's Corona.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:01 pm, #149895

does that dog really need a beer after smoking a dooby?


WHY IS IT A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME ? - Well, it's like this Big O. Chicks dig Pirates and Dudes love Ninjas. The choice really was a no-brainer.




GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU -


TAGS: bigbrother
Rating: 1.81/5


THINK BIG - Always remember, no matter how big of a problem you overcome; it’s still just one problem, and there are a lot more where that one came from.




Big Brother -


TAGS: big brother watching listening disappear
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:12 pm, #247147
Secret courts defeats the purpose of having to get a warrant.
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:45 am, #247010
And all of this is possible AFTER they obtain a warrant.
Cannabal - June 25, 2013, 11:09 pm, #246999
Beware the Commie-Nazis!
PapaFox - June 25, 2013, 10:16 pm, #246998
Paranoia strikes deep...
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 6:50 pm, #246993

indeed


SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!




FEAR -


TAGS: fear wolf bigger
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 9:41 am, #226196
Word's Too Live By
Preacher Man - November 25, 2011, 1:23 am, #226147
Truer words were never spoken.


HEREOS -


TAGS: childhood hero big brother your mom
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

spacedog - June 13, 2011, 10:25 pm, #219967
Beautiful. Nice to see you make some more posters RL. 5L
Airman - June 13, 2011, 11:45 am, #219938
very nice
Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 10:55 pm, #219926
Sweet.. Fav'd


BASEBALL -


TAGS: baseball pun bigger ball pzy
Rating: 4.61/5

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Faceplant31 - March 22, 2011, 10:48 am, #214935
Love it. Can't wait for baseball to kick off.


FINALLY PETE WON -




MR YELLOW - Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right, Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?




AIRFORCE - YEAH WE GOT THE BIG GUNS


TAGS: airforce big guns
Rating: 1.68/5

More motifakes by HILL

Absoludicrous - September 7, 2008, 11:55 pm, #19564
f***ing AF and their belts... The blue doesn't look as ridiculous as the orange but they're all g**. I wonder what site he's at? I see DCU's.
Air Force Tony - August 7, 2008, 2:54 pm, #13033
And that was a perfect example of grammar from a Californian who suprisingly got an 87 on his ASVAB. its cuz i so learn good! haha. i figured i'd say it b4 sum1 else did.
Air Force Tony - August 7, 2008, 2:52 pm, #13032
Haha. It's a reflector belt. We have to were them during hours of darkness so cuz we wear camo and seem to blend in with the nice foliage and suburban housing that our Air Bases have. so sad... haha.
Mike Hunt - August 5, 2008, 8:49 am, #12662
I have a whole case of those obnoxious disco belts sitting right behind me. I share well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 8:47 am, #12660
I'd rather have a belt that turns into a light saber than two squirt guns.
Mike Hunt - August 5, 2008, 5:28 am, #12643
Yes MWLF, yes we do. Want one???
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 2:34 am, #12619
I'm intrigued by the big jar above him called Muscle Milk. I only hope it's one of those bulking protein powders. And does everyone in the air force get a glowing blue light saber belt?
Mach 3 Bitch Slap - August 5, 2008, 1:51 am, #12615
Actually, the artillery is not a branch of the armed forces. HURRDURR.
doobie - July 23, 2008, 9:28 pm, #10871
actually artillery does.


LITTLE BIG MAN -


TAGS: big
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 11:50 am, #239539
Ya Well They Won't Get Up !
EmilioDumphque - September 29, 2012, 2:16 am, #239530
That would be like using dynamite to kill a fly.
maoworks2 - September 28, 2012, 2:58 pm, #239515
Nuke-em Till They Glow.


HEY!!! -




PURPOSE -


TAGS: lifes one big set up
Rating: 4.42/5

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Kaylebor - May 25, 2012, 6:22 pm, #235132
I have two possible theories: either God does not, in fact, exist (my official stance as an atheist), or, if he exists, he does not care at all. Or maybe he does care, only not in the way you'd wish him to care
Sean - August 7, 2010, 9:09 pm, #188189
I guess that explains why God came up with depression -- to keep you outta trouble.
RagTopDriver - August 7, 2010, 5:00 am, #188134
Sometimes he's just keeping you occupied so you'll stay out of trouble.
agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:56 pm, #188098
Hey, at least he knows who I am.
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 6:14 pm, #188025
5L


THE 80'S - worn like a badge of honor


TAGS: 1980s big hair
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - February 24, 2012, 10:49 am, #230072
@tellit - that 60's young lady is Sandra Dee. The original Gidget. Married Bobby Darin. Woof. Lauren had her good and bad years, but she was the widow of Humphrey Bogart, and she had the famous "you know how to whistle don't you" line
tellitlikeitis - February 23, 2012, 7:20 pm, #230049
Disagree.... Lauren Bacall, never found her very pretty... However... 1960-- I think it may be Tippy Hendren, not sure. But pretty.
Reality Lord - February 23, 2012, 5:34 pm, #230040

d*** straight. the 40's look pretty h** though.


TRUTH ABOUT CATS -


TAGS: big cat lil cat
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 18, 2010, 9:14 pm, #158985
It steals it lies takes money from your wallet!
Me_ - December 23, 2009, 11:58 am, #147556
Mine took 3/4 of everything. Oh, did it hurt.
Cubbybear - December 22, 2009, 11:41 pm, #147476
Word...gentlemen...Word
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 8:53 pm, #147454
Mine just whistled.
rerun - December 22, 2009, 8:51 pm, #147453

1st time I ever got a little p****, I got the clap.....I'm just sayin'


FATT MATT - Outgrew the newborn nursery in record time


TAGS: big boy
Rating: 3.77/5

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Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 1:44 pm, #160877
They put me in football by age 2.


DELTA FORCE - Circa 480 BC


TAGS: september challenge military small in numbers big in fight
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Hasbunmb - March 21, 2010, 12:37 pm, #166139
The elite few... sounds about right...
TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 8:43 pm, #145371
I knew a Marine recruiter who used to tell kids that Marines are the Spartans of the US Military.


BIG MOUTH -




BECAUSE... - More is NOT always better


TAGS: large big women heavy
Rating: 1.44/5

More motifakes by islamsucks

Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 11:38 am, #173139
These are the type of women that the donor party needed. No one would have went hungry and there would have only been two people eaten
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 11:36 am, #173137
Now that I've lost my breakfast I should probably eat something...but can't
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:15 am, #173131
No time to be hungry Face. I've got tunnel vision, and there seems to be a blight at the end of it....
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 10:52 am, #173129
God this makes me hungry! Anyone else?


CHRISTMAS TIME -


TAGS: big fat guy santa claus pzy
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

GFNeves - December 22, 2010, 2:15 pm, #208014
LMAO
Reality Lord - December 21, 2010, 5:19 pm, #207903

lolz...so true.


TRICK QUESTION - "Does this dress make my ass look big?


TAGS: big ass dress mother s day
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:03 pm, #218193
No, but that pile of sh*t does.


RIDING A SCOOTER -




POOR SEAT - Melted an hour ago from the friction




Corgi ears -


TAGS: dog ear big
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by Limeman

Captain Douchebag - September 24, 2008, 1:57 am, #22766
Continue to be ignorant of the emos, MWLF. What with their girl-pants, and their Myspace, and their ****ty music..
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 24, 2008, 1:28 am, #22760
-- movies and tv shows and the like. I know you're a fellow dad, Shtoink, but you're probably a lot younger and hipper than I am. :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 24, 2008, 1:27 am, #22759
40. Love Cowboy Bebop, but I am ignorant of vast swaths of modern pop culture, like anything emo-related, lots of modern pop ( I gave up and admitted I'm old, and I stick to college radio and the internet for new interesting stuff), and loads newer movi
Shtoink - September 24, 2008, 12:17 am, #22752
how old are you that you know cowboy bebop, but not some other random cool things?!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 23, 2008, 7:42 am, #22618
Another 'blank blank: blank is that" poster? An Ein joke would have been funnier.


Everyone Google's Themselves... -




BIG COUCH -


TAGS: size inches cars big hammy
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:28 pm, #233948
Oh motifake how you've made my day yet again, Bravo.


FAIRY TALES REDUX - In this version of the story, the "happy ending" comes when Red Riding Hood gets eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.




BIG BANG THEORY - It has been improved


TAGS: sparta magic the gathering big bang impove
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Florisb

mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 2:20 am, #128262
sa.ssing god this censor is wth?
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 2:19 am, #128260
they can ban me then for mod sassing it aight
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 9:17 pm, #128107
Can I get my 30 seconds that were wasted in my life back?
agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 8:32 pm, #128071
TL;DR (too lame; didn't read)
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 8:03 pm, #128065
dont we all
rerun - October 19, 2009, 8:02 pm, #128064

I spent about 10 seconds scrolling over this....I would like a refund.
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 7:37 pm, #128059
better not let the mods see this or you will be gone
mmmBingSoo - October 19, 2009, 7:34 pm, #128057
motifake mods need a revamp
agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:22 pm, #128055
Look what... etc. 1L
lulz - October 19, 2009, 1:44 pm, #127934
do these fags have nothing else better to do?


BIG BANG - Once God ignites some fireworks. They’re ready to be extinguished.




WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN - Cannot Be Unseen....


TAGS: big eyes o o
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by RAWR

jake - October 26, 2009, 9:03 am, #130887
This guy looks like he has glaucoma
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 3:48 pm, #130696
Don't even talk about that! I felt so betrayed...never have I been so ashamed of mechs.
thatdude - October 25, 2009, 3:43 pm, #130695
End of Evangelion perhaps
Monica - October 25, 2009, 1:17 pm, #130680
Two Girls, One Cup? Or Perhaps The Scary Maze Game.


AAAWWWWWW - Who doesn't love big eyes?


TAGS: big eyes kitties
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Katirako

agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:18 pm, #179178
No, not really. You should've seen the dozen I rejected.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 5, 2010, 1:34 pm, #179175
WTF? This isn't a motifake...


AND IF I RUN OUT OF AMMO - I can still hit the enemy with this baby




FISCAL CONSERVATISM - Out of Control Spending by Republicans That is then Blamed on Democrats


TAGS: big spending reagan bush bush
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Lederhosen

Anonymous2 - October 24, 2009, 12:46 pm, #130287
Why do posters like this fail? The President has little control on spending. Show who had control of the House of Reps, where spending bills must originate by law, y'know our Constitution.
Rollseyes - October 22, 2009, 12:21 pm, #129627
Keep on drinking that Kool-aid! lol
Lederhosen - October 22, 2009, 12:10 pm, #129623
WTFO:"Where's the bar that shows this year's deficit of $1.4 Trillion?" Not an omission. Refer to the beginning of Clinton's term. Obama can't make the Bush Mistake disappear in 9 months. In seven years you'll see this "omission" and economy corrected.
Rollseyes - October 21, 2009, 11:27 am, #129070
Politifail. 1L
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:55 am, #128716
sorry , just lost momentary bladder control. I'm OK now
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:53 am, #128713
d*** illegals! LURCH, Speak English or leave the US! HAHAHAA!
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:51 am, #128712
I just want liberals to realize that Novus Ordo Seclorum doesn't mean turn the New world into the third world
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:41 am, #128698
Number can certainly be manipulated. In the case of this poster, the numbers aren't twisted, just the attributing them solely to the POTUS instead of including Congress' role in the process. Facts not numbers twisted here.
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 12:39 am, #128696
Some say numbers don't lie. That's BS. Numbers can be made to say anything you want them to. It's all how they're couched, and any CPA knows that. Want to show a loss, profit or break even? A CPA can do that using the same numbers for all three.
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:35 am, #128687
True statements, Haar. Do we also agree that it is Congress that sets the budget and not the POTUS. The POTUS just gets to sign the bills. While that is partial credit/blame it doesn't rise to the full accountability suggested in this poster.
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 12:32 am, #128684
I'll see if I can simplify this for you. The Democratic Party maintained control of the House from 1954 until 1995. The Republicans held on to the House until the United States Congressional elections, 2006.
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:32 am, #128682
No worries. I know that latin phrase as well as Carpe de Jugular (seize the throat).
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:30 am, #128678
miu culpa thanks WTFO for the kind correction
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:29 am, #128676
funny how the chart stops at 06 since Dems spend even more than their Rep predecessors in 07 and 08 and are breaking records in 09. Completely making this chart BS from start to finish. Nice try Leder, too bad facts get in the way.
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:27 am, #128674
Lurch, actually, Dems were in control from the beginning of this chart to year 95. Reps took the Congress in 94 which accounts for the downward spending falsely attributed to Clinton. Then they spent high for the wars and Dems retook Congress in 06.
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:26 am, #128670
Oh yeah and the highest years for both the Bushes was during the war years!!
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 12:26 am, #128669
yeah pretty much the president doesn't effect this a whole lot at all
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:25 am, #128666
Sorry Harr.. but the decreased years between 92 and 2000 was republican controlled congress
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:23 am, #128664
Also interesting that this graph could be used for consumer confidience and the DOW. hmmmmm ok FAIL lederhose head
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 12:21 am, #128663
No, they weren't.
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:19 am, #128662
AMAZING!!! I am utterly convinced. liberals are right! Oh wait, weren't the democrats in control of congress all these years (other than the war years)?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:05 pm, #128572
Where's the bar that shows this year's deficit of $1.4 Trillion? Kinda blows this out distortion of facts out of the water, huh? Convenient ommision.
Zed - October 20, 2009, 3:56 pm, #128424
Perhaps because it is a politifake, instead of some supposed party affiliation?
Lederhosen - October 20, 2009, 3:53 pm, #128423
thanks for the vote reagan
mrbombastic - October 20, 2009, 3:51 pm, #128422
This poster fails. 1L


BIG BUTTS - Sir Mix-a-Lot just came




GOLFER - Obviously, you're not one.


TAGS: the big lebowski golfer sarcasm
Rating: 2.08/5


SUCKING - Having been 1500 days And you lose to Purdue Sucking- Michigan Football




TOW TRUCKS - They work on Big Rigs too!!!!




BIGAMY -


TAGS: woman man bigamy
Rating: 4.68/5

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forseti - February 16, 2012, 2:03 pm, #229696
Funniest quote from Oscar Wilde.


REVENGE -


TAGS: revenge day i did it in the bedroom with the big pipe
Rating: 4.57/5

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Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 2:46 pm, #170301
Great job Grey! 5 golden pipe wrenches for u sir!


ALLEGIANCE -




PICNIC -


TAGS: bigger than the average pint
Rating: 3.5/5

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Bolverk37782 - August 31, 2011, 7:07 am, #223734
Try here http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_nkw=32+oz+cups&_sacat=0&_odkw=32+Oz+cups&_osacat=0&_trksid=p3286.c0.m270.l1313 32oz the largest unless you want to go for a Bubba Keg which have a 72 oz cup.
Iconoclast - May 28, 2011, 10:14 pm, #219311
Probably have to be made special: http://www.instructables.com/community/Giant-Plastic-Cup/ or the largest i found were 32 oz: http://www.extra-mile.com/promotion/cups.htm
skyking - May 28, 2011, 7:20 pm, #219305
Would love to know where to buy those cups
CaptainBaked - May 28, 2011, 4:23 am, #219280
I guess you beat me to it... Thanks Buzz Killington
Iconoclast - May 27, 2011, 10:26 pm, #219275
Seems to be almost identical to one I did back in February. #128691


SOME SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE... -


TAGS: disclaimer big pharma drugs
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:26 am, #227206
Let me try this. Head. Crack. c******d. Headcrack. Ok lets see what gets cencored.
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:25 am, #227205
They seriously censored the word c******ds? What is that offensive to drug addicts or something. When did useing the term c******d for thieveing losers breaking into your house because they are to lazy or high to get a job become political incorrect?
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:22 am, #227204
When used against scumbag c******ds breaking into your home side effects may include LIFE.
culos - March 3, 2011, 11:46 am, #213489
one every two seconds? dang! you must be clumsy, one should do the trick....
kotazo - March 3, 2011, 11:35 am, #213488
that's the only cure for stupidity. Take one every 2 seconds for a whole minute, right in the forehead.
pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am, #198760
it comes with a special "syringe", and gets injected straight to the brain
agdaniele - October 18, 2010, 12:47 am, #198757
Depends on what method of delivery you pick.
Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 12:40 am, #198756
I wonder if you take this orally or rectally?
agdaniele - October 18, 2010, 12:03 am, #198749
Looks like the package was tampered with... it may not be sanitary.
jameswnash - October 18, 2010, 12:00 am, #198748
a bullet suppository? What ever you do, don't fart


LITTLE BIG PLANET - Killing off the PS3 population one level at a time.


TAGS: ps3 little big planet video games comedy
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by HtD

Zagato - December 11, 2009, 12:33 am, #144631
no freaking way! i must see this level to believe it
Someone Else - May 25, 2009, 9:23 pm, #82072
Sad thing is. I know what levels they're talking about


THE EGGMAN - Not Exactly What John Lennon Had In Mind




BAD INFLUENCES - Man Tiger, I wish Jesse would hurry in the bathroom I gotta pee




SMILE, AMY - My, My, What big teeth you have, Amy




Proof Big Brother Exists -




POOLSIDE -


TAGS: belly flop big man humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 3:39 pm, #250669
Holy s***!
lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 3:52 pm, #248301

Whatever it is, it's gonna sting!~
Cannabal - August 3, 2013, 2:33 pm, #248297
That's notta cannonball, it's a divebomb.
spacedog - August 3, 2013, 12:33 pm, #248293
HA! People are always over-filling public pools.


500th Motifake -


TAGS: poster new york subway big deal
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:16 am, #251535
Thanks, Gary. Glad you liked it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:15 am, #251534
Thank you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:15 am, #251533
Sweet! Discount! :-D
GaryO - December 13, 2013, 8:21 pm, #251532
Man, cynic, that IS a milestone…and a 4.4 avg! (handshake, back pat). Now please take those to the bank and cash ‘em in. Let me know how that works out. I’m right behind ya. Serious, cheers fellow Motifaker. 5 Ls for the D
Greeny - December 13, 2013, 7:36 pm, #251528
Take the money
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 2:57 pm, #251526
Once you're over the 500 mark you only need $1.50 cuz you can now use the seniors' discount.


does this make my butt look big? -




Rethinking -


TAGS: life sucks big time
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - July 3, 2013, 1:47 am, #247276
Thanks! :)
spacedog - July 2, 2013, 6:06 pm, #247254
Nice one JW.


BIG BIRD IN BIG TROUBLE-ROMEO BENNETT -


TAGS: big bird dy2012
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by dy2012

spacedog - October 5, 2012, 12:35 pm, #239785
5L for this dy2012, and I'm with you CloudchaserS. ;)
CloudchaserS - October 5, 2012, 11:30 am, #239782
I deleted ALL of the txt files on my 500G hard drive and I still don't have all the space I need :-P (hopes that someone 'll get that reference)
dy2012 - October 5, 2012, 9:20 am, #239780
thnx guyz ...
ughomer - October 5, 2012, 9:14 am, #239779
Bra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! 5L DY.
GaryO - October 5, 2012, 9:10 am, #239778
N-I-C-E, very timely. 5L


TROY POLAMALU - Men want to be him. Women....... want to know what kind of conditioner he uses.




BIGGER - is not always better. Although it is usually a great deal more impressive.




COMPROMISE - I really wanted it roof mounted, But i guess the side mount will do.


TAGS: big
Rating: 4.33/5

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Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 9:02 pm, #226179
By the look of the votes, I guess this poster isn't A 10 out of 10.. *yeeeeeeeah*


EXCUSES - Some people say that i eat my feelings. I just wish my feelings were low fat.




SHERMAN'S MARCH TO THE SEA - Much easier than expected


TAGS: big cheater
Rating: 3.8/5

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hypn0x - December 4, 2009, 10:29 pm, #142571
Is that Chuck Norris ?
Bob D. Sailor - December 3, 2009, 7:57 pm, #142260
Not to sure about the South rising again, but its a great ph**oshop. 5L from me.
Ed-Hyde - December 3, 2009, 2:12 pm, #142147
Airman, you bastich. Can't believe this is done well enough to rate 5L's from me. The south will rise again!!!!
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 11:03 pm, #141955
5Ls. Well done.


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